Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Everclear isn't food dammit
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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