yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
My vagina just clenched in fear
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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