Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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