Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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