Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
tell me about the eggs
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