last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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