I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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