Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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