i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
Randomize