these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Randomize
