We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I pour the whiskey from now on
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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