haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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