walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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