He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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