I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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