Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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