i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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