he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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