Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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