You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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