He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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