that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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