can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Randomize
