this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
