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She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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