went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You took a bar mat shot.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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