I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Randomize
