I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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