Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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