the day after is always just damage control
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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