her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
