did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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