If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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