oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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