Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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