he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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