I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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