the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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