is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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