I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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