Dual....:-)
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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