Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
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