i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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