if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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