Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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