you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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