summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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