I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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