You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Houston, we have a squirter
There's always time for handjobs
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I didn't notice because vodka
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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