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Wipe that smile off your face.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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