How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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